Goat Simulator: The Most Absurd Goat Adventure

Introduction
Goat Simulator offers the most advanced goat simulation experience ever, letting you live out your dreams of being a goat. Why imagine when you can experience it? Smash, wreck, and create chaos as the ultimate goat!

Gameplay Overview
Goat Simulator is about one thing: destruction. Think of it like a retro skateboarding game, except you're a goat, and instead of tricks, you obliterate everything in sight. Stylish chaos earns you points—try a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window for extra flair.

Want more customization? Use Steam Workshop to craft your own goats, levels, missions, and game modes. In Goat Simulator, the possibilities are endless—even glitches are part of the fun.

Note: Expect bugs. Lots of them. The game is intentionally ridiculous, and only crash-inducing glitches are fixed—the rest add to the hilarity.

Key Features

• Be a Goat: Embrace your inner goat and rule the chaos.
• Points for Destruction: Break stuff with style and brag about being the alpha goat.
• Steam Workshop Support: Create custom content, from goats to missions.
• Millions of Bugs: Only crash bugs are fixed; the rest are part of the charm.
• Ridiculous Physics: Glitches and bizarre movements make for endless laughs.
• Creative Freedom: Push boundaries, break limits, and maybe crash the game—goats don’t care about rules.

Mac and Linux Disclaimer
The Mac and Linux versions are still in Beta, so expect performance issues. Developers are actively working to improve the experience.

System Requirements
Minimum

• OS: Windows Vista
• Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual-Core
• Memory: 2 GB RAM
• Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
• DirectX: Version 9.0c
• Storage: 2 GB available space
• Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible

Recommended

• OS: Windows 7 or 8
• Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad-Core
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
• Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
• DirectX: Version 9.0c
• Storage: 2 GB available space
• Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible

Why Choose Goat Simulator?
Goat Simulator is a celebration of absurdity and creativity. Whether you’re smashing windows, headbutting cars, or creating your own goat-inspired adventures, it promises endless laughter and unpredictability. Dive in and embrace the chaos—because sometimes, it’s good to just be a goat.