Punch, kick, slice, dice, burn, blast, staple-gun, fireball, jackhammer, and chainsaw your way up the corporate ladder—solo or with a “friend”—in the most hostile work environment imaginable. Remember: every red stickman you take down is one red stickman closer to that sweet promotion.
WHAT DO WE DO HERE?
At this great company, we do the thing. To clarify: the thing is what we do. But the real question is—can YOU do the thing?
Do you know the lethal art of the handshake? Can you master the exploding heart punch? If you’re good enough to get the job, you’ll be armed with an absurd arsenal of brutal weaponry to help you become the boss. Just remember—everybody else wants the position, too.
THE ONLY WAY UP IS SIDEWAYS
Stickmen need jobs. Shareholders need growth. The only logical solution? Fight your way to the top—literally. Climb the corporate tower, crush your boss’s… ego, and keep in mind: 50% of office work involves drop-kicking stickmen out of windows. Deliver parcels, complete urgent “tasks,” and commit plenty of workplace-friendly murder along the way.
BECOME THE BOSS
Dethrone rival CEOs to earn the title of CEO with the biggest muscles. Undertake legally questionable assignments vital for the company’s expansion—steal cars, suppress protestors, and kidnap building inspectors—all in the holy name of profit. Because without profit, there is nothing. NOTHING!
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