Overview

Embark on a hilariously entertaining journey with Behold the Kickmen, a football simulation game that defies all conventions. Initially a whimsical Twitter joke, this game blossomed into a unique take on football, viewed through the lens of someone oblivious to the sport's rules. Dive into the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system, starting from the bottom and working your way up through intense matches to claim the title of the greatest football player in history.

Key Features

• Experience the unconventional gameplay mechanics of Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management, and Goal-Scoring in a refreshingly different light.
• Immerse yourself in a full Story mode filled with exaggerated drama and bizarre decisions that will keep you engaged throughout your football career.
• Explore two distinct playstyles - traditional football or a futuristic Bloodsport setting - offering a unique twist for those who aren't fans of the sport.

Gameplay

Behold the Kickmen may not have online or local multiplayer options, but its Single Player mode is designed to provide an engaging and personal experience. Embrace the challenge of conquering the football world solo, as the game's creator intentionally crafted a single-player experience to offer a truly immersive and individualized gameplay journey. Are you ready to kick, score, and manage your way to football glory?